Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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