okay pat passed out under dana's car
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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