Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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