i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
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she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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