Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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