Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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