If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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