help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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