Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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