I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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