Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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