We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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