STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
bring money and cleavage
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
