So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize
