he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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