OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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