we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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