How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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