It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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