you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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