This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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