Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
