Midget sex pt 2 tonight
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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