Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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