i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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