Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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