And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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