5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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