We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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