Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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