I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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