I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
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pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
we should paint friendship bongs
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