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• (561): View more from Florida

  I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.

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  Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????

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  God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.

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  the hells wrong with u

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.

  (440): View more from Ohio

  I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Playoffs. This shit is serious.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday

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• (315): View more from New York

  JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.

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• (310): View more from California

  This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...

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  And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.

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• (310): View more from California

  Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom

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• (707): View more from California

  I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.

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