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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Im watching someone hooking up in the library

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  procrastination at its finest

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on

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• (714): View more from California

  I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?

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  I gave it to your brother to give to you.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real

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• (516): View more from New York

  you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..

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• (619): View more from California

  I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.

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