My nipple is on Facebook.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
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He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
just got permission to expense a nerf gun