West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"