why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
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I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.