Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story