Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

My nipple is on Facebook.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out

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(734): View more from Michigan

I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything

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(337): View more from Louisiana

He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now

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(818): View more from California

hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win

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(541): View more from Oregon

I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during

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(519): View more from Ontario

It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.

(1-519): View more from Ontario

This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.

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(301): View more from Maryland

just got permission to expense a nerf gun

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