i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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