Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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