I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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