We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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