Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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