just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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