Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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