do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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