So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
