If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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