What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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