New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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