She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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