Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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