At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
There r osticjed everywhere
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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