Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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