youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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