Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry ThunderRoadDome hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(619): View more from California

i miss you so much

(858): View more from California

i miss you too

(858): View more from California

oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me

Fav 16 3213 1314
share tweet
(706): View more from Georgia

TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!

Fav 3 3673 834
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

it's a girl!!

(614): View more from Ohio

That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years

Fav 30 6915 1769
share tweet
(403): View more from Alberta, CA

well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon

Fav 6 3783 1269
share tweet
(757): View more from Virginia

I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil

Fav 8 1310 1486
share tweet
(908): View more from New Jersey

....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.

Fav 3 1214 621
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(760): View more from California

I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.

Fav 4 754 457
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(773): View more from Illinois

How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?

(224): View more from Illinois

THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.

Fav 0 70 17
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(249): View more from

the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.

Fav 0 11 26
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT