Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
my sisters under your porch take her home
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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