why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
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You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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