the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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