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Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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