so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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