Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
