his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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